if you could put shaving cream back in the can we would all save so much money big shaving cream would go bankrupt
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if you could put shaving cream back in the can we would all save so much money big shaving cream would go bankrupt
remixes of rock songs are like taking a sculpture and turning it into a lego piece
fuck micro-sd cards
man they will just let anyone be a goodwill employee these days
the library should have a claw machine you can play for free
yo fr fuck anyone who gave me shit for liking DDR or game soundtracks in my youth
they call me the liquid death larry david
microplastics? call me when they're MACROplastics!
if you want to suckle the teet of virality, you will get some poison in the milk
i may in fact be the world's only moderate liberal alt-tech guy