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i'll stop habitually smoking doobies when chat gpt stops takin so fuckin long to generate the messages!

does m. jacobs sell merch

i am really good at drugs and terrible at society

no jumper really built the funniest media empire ever. barstool a snooze fest in comparison

squishing up bread into firm little balls was the original “sensory toy”

why is it legal to give your child a hyphenated last name at birth when none of the government computer systems can handle it?

val hoyle just mass spam called everyone(?) into her weird zoom meeting over the telephone why is that not illegal

talk radio is deeply embedded in my soul

the girl who put the wrong bullets in alec baldwins gun is hot as hell

what about a song like plastic smile but its plastic phone. ok now imagine it to the tune of chocolate rain. my brain is defunct